Get a life!

I'm sucha LOSeR!!!
I was late for the whole week and its only the starting of the year!
!st impressions are really damn impt and I screwed it up TOTALLY!!

Oh! And I don't think the J1s despises the retainees (to those ppl out there)

Girl classmate: Heello, wanshu, eh you come to library?
ME: MmM (in boredom)
Girl classmate: You can stay here with me, go inside and study first. Later I come find you then we go class together.
ME: ...
Girl classmate: Ehh..Don't be sad lah! It's ok to retain! I know the J1s are insensitive (Since when did I say ANYTHING?) and they may look down on us but we must focus to do what we are supposed to do.

So, what was I supposed to say? I was dumbstruck, and I just wanna say CHILL MANNN!!!!
I have enough of those rubbish saying that we are being looked down! BECAUSE I DON"T WANT TO FEEL TT WAY!

Oh my God, I feel so emotionally retarded. I'm not even tt angry but I'm scream writing on my blog.

AND I miss my sec school SO much! Words could not describe how much I love being around with girls.

P.S: I'm not lesbian

And now I'm currently having a break in the library?!!! (whatever) And for the next 364 days, my ppl, I'm going to be a geek. I might even find my soulmate here who is also, a geek, I guess.
HAIYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYA.....

The Emu Attack

Hey humansuckers! I'm back again! I hope you missed me...

Anyway, I've a very interesting story to share with you guys.

My trainer (I recently took a course), was like telling us about his past experience in the zoo.

So, there he was, in the zoo(duh) and he is of course the zookeeper (double DUH). He said

zookeepers are like constantly going around the zoo collecting SHIT. We really should respect

zookeepers cos they're really noble, providing a clean environment for those animals. And the

animals has no idea cos they would uncontrollably fart and pee in their expense.

And then there's a place where they house all the Australian animals (kangaroos, etc) and he was doing his usually stuff. Sweeping and everything and minding his own business while the animals really just ignored him. Well, at least most of them.

There was this particular birdy looking animal called the EMU (see pic above) focusing his beady eyes on him. By the way, the pic is a cuter version in case some of us couldn't take the thrill. THen, it start to wobble stupidly towards my trainer. He said he was a little nervous that it might attack him. So to protect himself, he held the broomstick in between the Emu and him and pretending to b so focused in sweeping that invisible dirt.

The Emu just continued forward to the broom and opened his legs wider and wider and....

STARTED DOING IT WITH THE POOR BROOMSTICK. Oh man! How sick is that?

To think humans are reactive and yah. Animals are equally as turned on. You could forget about gg to the zoo for a while.

2009! A New YEaR

Hey everyone! It's already 2009. 2008 just sucked big time right?
I know.
But...
its a new beginning and start afresh ok?

Well, I putting my new year resolutions down:
-Get good grades
--EXERCISE to pass NAPFA
---Don't skip class
----Start to like going to scholl
-----Try to like my new classmates
------Try harder even if they suck
-----Get into NUS
----Be more active in my life
---Be less lame
--Confidence
-Less slack

If I don't get all of this things done, Well, then,
I WONT BE BLOGGING TILL THEN!!!! Kidding! =)

Empower Me rocks

Wahaha! Yeah! I came back from the MindChamps camp (find the champion in you), 2 and a 1/2 day. I'm just so irritated with myself for being a chicken during the whole journey throughout the cheers. I shouldda been more ENTHU. urgh!
Then I can like have more FUN.
But in the end I still broke through those sickening barriers But still NOT ENUF. I knew it. I can do better.
I'm so proud of myself to have completed the whole programme because at a certain point of time, I felt like going home cos' I'm afraid to faint in front of everyone (so embarassing LAH U know?) due to the lack of 8 hrs of my valuable beauty sleep and food.
I never ever thought I would like did something SO GREAT. And I love it, this newfound feeling and confidence.
Hurray! TO me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat is back!

Life is a bed of roses. now.

today's headline:
PAT IS BACK FROM USA

Yes, my fellow readers that Patricia Lays was last seen with your sexy reporter(me)
and someone who prefers to be known as a very good friend. After what seems to be
a gruelling 3mths of overseas study, she finally decided to come back! Welcome home.

"I really miss my awesome friends (aww...) but most importantly, I came back to study Nutrition in Taemasek Poly."she retorted between sobs.

Yesterday was indeed a heartwarming session because everyone had thought she'll be
a legend in our hearts and the fond memories will become history but God made this
all happen.

Well people, its not as innocent as it sounds. In order to be back here, she has defied
her parents and they will not be paying for her school fees. So, she needed to get a jobbeh.
Poor thing.

If you want to donate any items or money (preferred), pls contact me. Thank you.

Ok cut the crap out.

The thing is miracle happens and I'm gonna rock my life no matter what. I'm strong.(trying)