Hey humansuckers! I'm back again! I hope you missed me...
Anyway, I've a very interesting story to share with you guys.
My trainer (I recently took a course), was like telling us about his past experience in the zoo.
So, there he was, in the zoo(duh) and he is of course the zookeeper (double DUH). He said
zookeepers are like constantly going around the zoo collecting SHIT. We really should respect
zookeepers cos they're really noble, providing a clean environment for those animals. And the
animals has no idea cos they would uncontrollably fart and pee in their expense.
And then there's a place where they house all the Australian animals (kangaroos, etc) and he was doing his usually stuff. Sweeping and everything and minding his own business while the animals really just ignored him. Well, at least most of them.
There was this particular birdy looking animal called the EMU (see pic above) focusing his beady eyes on him. By the way, the pic is a cuter version in case some of us couldn't take the thrill. THen, it start to wobble stupidly towards my trainer. He said he was a little nervous that it might attack him. So to protect himself, he held the broomstick in between the Emu and him and pretending to b so focused in sweeping that invisible dirt.
The Emu just continued forward to the broom and opened his legs wider and wider and....
STARTED DOING IT WITH THE POOR BROOMSTICK. Oh man! How sick is that?
To think humans are reactive and yah. Animals are equally as turned on. You could forget about gg to the zoo for a while.
