Gooo Gooo Gooo!

Yay peee! Tmr's public holiday!
That means: NO school
NO PW
NO Morning Assembly
NO lame ppl to meet (they know who they r)

I've Just finished reading 2 books-The Clique Summer Collection on Massie & Dylan.
Massie:

• a RICH high-class BRAT blessed with a oh-I-would-die-for-it pretty face.
• She's only 15 and has a WALK-IN CLOSET leh!
• Living in a castle-huge mansion...WOW!
• Chanel, Dior, etc are lyk this to her.
• An alpha* in school

*alpha is a leader who rules a place but doesn't mean he/she has 2 b nice.

Dylan:

• One of my favourite!
• live and breathe FOOD. MmMm...Yumm!
• can be mean and manipulative at times
• easy-going
• A little fat as compared 2 her other Clique members
• burps. A LOT.

There're all together 5 ah-mazingly beautiful and hawt girls. They call themselves, The Pretty Committee. (Yuck! So bimbotic.)

Burrp!

I feel lyk a pig these few days but a slim one of course FYI.
I kept wanting 2 fall asleep on 45 and knocking my head all over the place.

2day is another PW day and I shall continue blogging abt the mishaps I've encountered.

To tell you the truth, I really hate ppl who keep coming up to my face and say
"very sian leh."
4 no particular reason!
Lyk wat am I s'pose 2 do to make you happy n high?
Pole dance on the spot 4 u?
c'mon lah! Don't be childish can or not, u go make urself happy lah!!

Aiya, I can't stand this any longer!
I need to take a nap!

Attention: all anti-nanyang jcians

HELLOO. PPL who hates ny > me!
SiNg It With Me, now!
Uh-huh!
Putcha handzzup! Putcha handzzup!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Uh-huh! This my shit, anti-nanyang jcians stomp your feet like this!

(This is for my ppl who hates ny. Annie Wan who looove the college, pls stop reading here. I don't wish to hurt you.)

Wake up in the morning at six am!
Wanna skip school and go TM\

Shoppin all day but bought nothing
Wait till I reach school, then get scolding!

Hate nyjc, lemme to describe it,
I know u won't believe it if I say "IT'S SHIT!!!"

( 11 claps. It goes like this, "1-2.1-1-2.1-1-2-2.1-2.")

Tell me wat I can do, when I'm stuck in school.
Don't get me to study
I'm not a studying tool!
And if I got too angry, I might just scold "fuck u!"

Teachers, parents, students,
Always don't get along.
Does it ring a bell here?
"ding dong ding dong ding dong."

Homework piling up all day,
exam marks flying LOW.
And the next thing u-know,
Mr Kwek said, "Just go."

I've been longing for this moment,
since the day I was born.

To those who bore thoughts like me,
Don't hesitate about!
If you hate nyjc,
shout it out loud!
No use suffer in silence and cry amongst yourself,
You still do have a choice,
to leave the school compound.

It's on;y a matter of time,
NEVER OR NOW!
WOO!

(11 claps, Screw you!)

Bless you my fans! May you live a merry life!

Axe nanyang

Go back to hell NYJC! Where you came from...........
At home, I'm not allowed to watch TV, use computer, read magazines BUT study!
No entertainment for ME. Wa Lau!
If you're reading this, pls feel very lucky to have your parents as your parents.

TJ rocks my socks! YEAH

So Crazy!

OMG! School life's sooooooooooooooooo B-O-R-I-N-G.

You would never believe IT but nanyang is the most sian-sian place.
I had to pose in front of myself and deliever my OP speech on such a nice day! Yaya papaya lah! In the end, I still got comments lyk "wan suuu.., still tooo cerky (jerky) lah, hor?" (Tommy Lee)

What the hell! I've gotten really a strong urge to bitch abt this woman. I know its wrong but sometimes we have our periods.
The story begins with an ah-dorable looking but sensitive little girl who was living her comfortable n luxurious life. Unfortunately, she had gotten lost in nanyang and couldn't get herself out.
Then, a muscular toad appeared and want to help her get out, but she had to complete one pw task. She agreed. But on her way, she met a stupid, boring and birdy looking witch who thought of many evil plus irritating ways to change her oral presentation script which she has putten A LOT of heart n soul into. Doing crap again and again, blah blah blah. URRGGGH!

She was damn pissed.

I know many of u don't know why she was pissed, let me explain a bit.
Have you ever been not appreciated by your some ppl and tt person kept yelling at u for the smallest thang????!!!! I feel like SHIT. I can stand anything but this!

Promos? Give me a break!

It's another bad day and i will not stop bitching abt my life until it gets better or I grow prettier.
1st thing in the morning, I was late for school. The stupid bus which I really trusted, cheated on my feelings. It was supposed to come and pick me up at 7:05 but eventually, I waited...

and waited...

and waited..

until I start to yawn. Then finally, IT CAME! Ah! 45!!! yipppeeeee

OMG! Thank..."shhoooo-"
It went right past me. "@!#$%$$! What the fuck?"

I continued to stay calm and on my best behaviour to maintain lady-like. While the other spoil brats suck their teeth and made that "*!" sound, I just pretend to be cool. Cos, you know, I've got a image to keep.

7:46, another bus flew past me cos its too crowded (again) and MAN was I irritated. I felt like throwing my shoes at the bus and made a mental note to complain to sbs abt their disgusting service.

In the end, I missed 1 hour of Chem lecture.
Which I kinda have no complaints abt.

My day got worse when my promos came back to haunt me. I was disgusted. My classmates were very supportive and sweet to comfort me. So if you're reading this, pls accept my gratitude of thanks!

Get back on track..
Returning back promo papers are actually the highlight of today.
I've scored two other 'Ew's and 'S'es respectively, hate that feeling. I was so sad that I refused to talk today..(cry)

Then, I thought to meself,,, so what if your results is bad? There're lots of jobs out there that does not require any skills or brains, u know? Like take sweeping for example, does it need Chem? No. Why the hell you need to know mole concept for? Like you'll ever need to solve this question, "How to get x moles of litter?" balance the equation (state symbols required).
It obviously doesn't need maths or econs or gp or chinese and it pays well, well enough to not go hungry.
I respect cleaners too. They made Singapore clean and green!

"Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no"

Goal: Get promoted.

Alamak, so SCREWED!

Well,well, well. 2day I'm really pissed. But my friend Naffie saved it. Phew~

When I got back my H2 chinese paper, I had a lot of stuff going through my mind...

What I actually did was,
1. Re-calculate my marks over n over again, insisting that there's definitely a BIG mistake made by those mathematically retarded chinese teachers.

2. Whine like a pig and irritating others so they forget to do step 1.

3. Pointing THE finger @ them (my marks and teachers who don't give a damn)

4. Praying it was all just a scary nightmaree

Anyway, I still got U! A BIG FAT SMILEY U!


BUT!
After a long raging thunderstorm,
my sunshine appeared!

After hearing the juicy gossip of some high profile gorilla in TPJC from my friend, I embraced life again. This idoit apparently has committed several social suicides (gasp) because he acts as if he is the only one in this world. He made me thanked God for being who I am. His name is 135, ladies and gentleman, he is not a bus number but is based on how he digs, yes digs his nose in public and fling out SOMETHING from his nose. (pause for dramatic EWWs from target audience) Watch your steps or else you might...KENAH IT!
Furthermore, he digs inside his uniform and scratch his harmpits (hairy armpits). This situa-ew-tion turned all his classmates against him and nobody normal dare to sit with him. He is like a terrorist in school and ppl literally run away from him!
And a shocking news is, he chases after a bunch of girls in school openly to touch their butt. with his hand. which went right into his sweaty harmpit, etc.

Oh man, I think I've lost my appetitte and I feel like feeding him milk powder.

SO, u guys wonder how he does his thang uh-huh?!! HA!

Find out urself lah! or get a free demo from me in school if u want lah-ah-ah!
So Long~ Cha Cha Cha

JC life SUCK like Vaccum

1st thing 1st, I've practically started complaining NON-STOP abt my pain-in-da-ass school every single day of my life since the 1st day when I (the diva) stepped into hell!
The reality finally hit me in my beautiful flawless face that I'm REALLY in **jc (to protect the name and reputation of this JC). But I've decided to let my feelings out of my closet and telling myself to lead a promising life. As God can see, I've metamorphasised (whatever the word is) / rebirthed in simpler terms. Any Wayzz, I hate this stupid life circulating tests and exams! I HOPE GOD COULD GIVE ME A HAND! FINGER OSO CAN LAH! I'm not very picky.