Wahaha! Yeah! I came back from the MindChamps camp (find the champion in you), 2 and a 1/2 day. I'm just so irritated with myself for being a chicken during the whole journey throughout the cheers. I shouldda been more ENTHU. urgh!
Then I can like have more FUN.
But in the end I still broke through those sickening barriers But still NOT ENUF. I knew it. I can do better.
I'm so proud of myself to have completed the whole programme because at a certain point of time, I felt like going home cos' I'm afraid to faint in front of everyone (so embarassing LAH U know?) due to the lack of 8 hrs of my valuable beauty sleep and food.
I never ever thought I would like did something SO GREAT. And I love it, this newfound feeling and confidence.
Hurray! TO me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 22, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Pat is back!
Life is a bed of roses. now.
today's headline:
PAT IS BACK FROM USA
Yes, my fellow readers that Patricia Lays was last seen with your sexy reporter(me)
and someone who prefers to be known as a very good friend. After what seems to be
a gruelling 3mths of overseas study, she finally decided to come back! Welcome home.
"I really miss my awesome friends (aww...) but most importantly, I came back to study Nutrition in Taemasek Poly."she retorted between sobs.
Yesterday was indeed a heartwarming session because everyone had thought she'll be
a legend in our hearts and the fond memories will become history but God made this
all happen.
Well people, its not as innocent as it sounds. In order to be back here, she has defied
her parents and they will not be paying for her school fees. So, she needed to get a jobbeh.
Poor thing.
If you want to donate any items or money (preferred), pls contact me. Thank you.
Ok cut the crap out.
The thing is miracle happens and I'm gonna rock my life no matter what. I'm strong.(trying)
today's headline:
PAT IS BACK FROM USA
Yes, my fellow readers that Patricia Lays was last seen with your sexy reporter(me)
and someone who prefers to be known as a very good friend. After what seems to be
a gruelling 3mths of overseas study, she finally decided to come back! Welcome home.
"I really miss my awesome friends (aww...) but most importantly, I came back to study Nutrition in Taemasek Poly."she retorted between sobs.
Yesterday was indeed a heartwarming session because everyone had thought she'll be
a legend in our hearts and the fond memories will become history but God made this
all happen.
Well people, its not as innocent as it sounds. In order to be back here, she has defied
her parents and they will not be paying for her school fees. So, she needed to get a jobbeh.
Poor thing.
If you want to donate any items or money (preferred), pls contact me. Thank you.
Ok cut the crap out.
The thing is miracle happens and I'm gonna rock my life no matter what. I'm strong.(trying)
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Continued...
Shoot! I can't stop typing, I'm addicted.
I'm really in a good mood and for the first time so far, I
don't
feel lyk complaining.
I'm hoping to go on holiday to Bintan during Christmas.
Wa lau!
Very sleepy...
Yawns! Good night.
I'm really in a good mood and for the first time so far, I
don't
feel lyk complaining.
I'm hoping to go on holiday to Bintan during Christmas.
Wa lau!
Very sleepy...
Yawns! Good night.
Hooray!
GOSH, Someone just take me already lah!
Pls don't misunderstood me for erm prostituting myself.
I just want some serious fun time out yay! (not)Knowing what the heck those ppl are busy about that they can't
msg me back! (UWAAHHH...sniff sniff)
My stupid friend complained she still doesn't have a BOYfriend and SHE IS B-O-R-E-d. I'm actually pretty cool with this topic and snorted at her along the way.
"Hiya, never mind lah. All of us still single wat!" (try to be supportive)
"I hope one of us could fish a hot guy" she said. ( Obviously not appreciative )
"Hey! I have a crush..." ( Trying harder )
"YOu MeaAn Tt XX? (trying to look disgusted but actually doesn't make any difference) Haiyoyoyoyoyo! He very phat and Ugly leh!"
AHHHH! It's not the 1st time FYI.
Although she didn't literally slap me but indirectly well, she kind of DID.. and I felt pain for
Myself!
How dare she criticize my taste! Rawwrr!
I don't care whether she's a stupid despo friend who insulted me, she'll be dead.
Then I treated her to ICE KACANG (posioned). I secretly collaborated with that auntie (muahaha) to pour detergent into it and gave it to her. Before she died, she finally gave up and I won! I wish.
I don't know why the hot-guy-crazy virus have been widely spreading and invading young and the old. Then there's this article from 8 days, "I've never seen her having so much fun in a vertical position before apart from having a date!"
Oh my god. Such good quote! To maybe describe some of my friends in the future.soon.
Oh! By the way I suggest my mum to go and watch Menopause The Musical at the esplanade. She was all unreactive like argon. no fun!
I'm so elated that its school holidays! woohoo.
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I'm Not Kidding! Somebody take me already! I can do anything from sniffing Adam's privates to eating your leftovers. I'll be a very very good company.
Pls don't misunderstood me for erm prostituting myself.
I just want some serious fun time out yay! (not)Knowing what the heck those ppl are busy about that they can't
msg me back! (UWAAHHH...sniff sniff)
My stupid friend complained she still doesn't have a BOYfriend and SHE IS B-O-R-E-d. I'm actually pretty cool with this topic and snorted at her along the way.
"Hiya, never mind lah. All of us still single wat!" (try to be supportive)
"I hope one of us could fish a hot guy" she said. ( Obviously not appreciative )
"Hey! I have a crush..." ( Trying harder )
"YOu MeaAn Tt XX? (trying to look disgusted but actually doesn't make any difference) Haiyoyoyoyoyo! He very phat and Ugly leh!"
AHHHH! It's not the 1st time FYI.
Although she didn't literally slap me but indirectly well, she kind of DID.. and I felt pain for
Myself!
How dare she criticize my taste! Rawwrr!
I don't care whether she's a stupid despo friend who insulted me, she'll be dead.
Then I treated her to ICE KACANG (posioned). I secretly collaborated with that auntie (muahaha) to pour detergent into it and gave it to her. Before she died, she finally gave up and I won! I wish.
I don't know why the hot-guy-crazy virus have been widely spreading and invading young and the old. Then there's this article from 8 days, "I've never seen her having so much fun in a vertical position before apart from having a date!"
Oh my god. Such good quote! To maybe describe some of my friends in the future.soon.
Oh! By the way I suggest my mum to go and watch Menopause The Musical at the esplanade. She was all unreactive like argon. no fun!
I'm so elated that its school holidays! woohoo.
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I'm Not Kidding! Somebody take me already! I can do anything from sniffing Adam's privates to eating your leftovers. I'll be a very very good company.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
TV Rocks!
I Just Wanna Profess
My Undying Love
For........
television
I can confidently say that its the best invention eva in this world! I'm a fan of it 100%! Ok, I'm not bragging but it rocks more than Mrs Tan. Haha.
Y'all just got to watch out for Miss NO Good starring Rainie Yang, Wilber Pan and my boyfriend Dean! Woot~
My Undying Love
For........
television
I can confidently say that its the best invention eva in this world! I'm a fan of it 100%! Ok, I'm not bragging but it rocks more than Mrs Tan. Haha.
Y'all just got to watch out for Miss NO Good starring Rainie Yang, Wilber Pan and my boyfriend Dean! Woot~
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Hello! I'm back!
Move it!
This post is dedicated to Mrs Tan Judy who is my chem cum form teacher.
OMG! Like she totally rocks can unlike my parents who always rub in my face that "you have to retain and live in ny for two more years. Haha!"
Well, I've thought it through and still agrees with myself and some other anti-nanyangjcians that nanyang SUCKS. But my attitude would change. I'll totally isolate myself from those idoits and concentrate on studying (SIGH..) so that I can get into NUS or further abroad.
OoOoppps! Off track alr, must blog abt how great and saintly is Mrs Tan. She's like super caring to students ok! even though she sigh ALOT and you could really feel the impact of the gravity of air through her neatly trimmed nostrils. But she's altogether adoring and n.i.c.e
She surprise me all the time. Like when I score so badly for chem and whatever, she just sighs and sigh only. Well that explains all. I don't really appreciate all that lecturing or coaxing TOO MUCH. So, she's not like any other 'chers. She's cool.
Oh! SOme juicy gossips.
Mrs tan declared that she had her worst nightmares during JC life too. OMG! Sistas!! Plus Ras.
She said she couldn't fit into the ang-mor environment back in National JC. WOW! she goes to a prestigious school in S'pore and I was thinking why she wants to be a teacher with all those blood vomiting times and the danger of dying early all in the name of teaching. She can like totally go and be something bigger.
Mrs Tan also thinks her classmates were childish too cos they kept gossiping mean stuff about other ppl. Like so wrong! I mean the gossiping. These ppl definitely DO NOT know the art of gossiping.
So, thank you Mrs Tan! Like I have promised you, if i ever become famous, diff ppl kissing my well polished ass and start holding fan clubs for me, I'll say this all owes to my beloved teacher Mrs Judy Tan. You're the music in me. The water in the desert. The spine to the body. Without you, I'll never see how great life once was. I hope your kids can grow up to become handsome lads and a word of advice...
don't send your kids to ny.
This post is dedicated to Mrs Tan Judy who is my chem cum form teacher.
OMG! Like she totally rocks can unlike my parents who always rub in my face that "you have to retain and live in ny for two more years. Haha!"
Well, I've thought it through and still agrees with myself and some other anti-nanyangjcians that nanyang SUCKS. But my attitude would change. I'll totally isolate myself from those idoits and concentrate on studying (SIGH..) so that I can get into NUS or further abroad.
OoOoppps! Off track alr, must blog abt how great and saintly is Mrs Tan. She's like super caring to students ok! even though she sigh ALOT and you could really feel the impact of the gravity of air through her neatly trimmed nostrils. But she's altogether adoring and n.i.c.e
She surprise me all the time. Like when I score so badly for chem and whatever, she just sighs and sigh only. Well that explains all. I don't really appreciate all that lecturing or coaxing TOO MUCH. So, she's not like any other 'chers. She's cool.
Oh! SOme juicy gossips.
Mrs tan declared that she had her worst nightmares during JC life too. OMG! Sistas!! Plus Ras.
She said she couldn't fit into the ang-mor environment back in National JC. WOW! she goes to a prestigious school in S'pore and I was thinking why she wants to be a teacher with all those blood vomiting times and the danger of dying early all in the name of teaching. She can like totally go and be something bigger.
Mrs Tan also thinks her classmates were childish too cos they kept gossiping mean stuff about other ppl. Like so wrong! I mean the gossiping. These ppl definitely DO NOT know the art of gossiping.
So, thank you Mrs Tan! Like I have promised you, if i ever become famous, diff ppl kissing my well polished ass and start holding fan clubs for me, I'll say this all owes to my beloved teacher Mrs Judy Tan. You're the music in me. The water in the desert. The spine to the body. Without you, I'll never see how great life once was. I hope your kids can grow up to become handsome lads and a word of advice...
don't send your kids to ny.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I'm not finished!
With so many things whirling in my mind and none of the problems are being solved.
1st: Ahem, don't tell anyone. I've not yet told my parents abt my results. Somebody shoot me!! Once i'd tell them, my father will flare his nose hairs like its been caught in a tornado and my mum's eyes will be burning with rage, rage & more rage.
2nd: I want to get promoted in another JC. I know its impractical but I can fantasize can't I? Like you're so screwed and want to get out of reality just a moment and then you'll get hit back to reality, ah-gain (rol-ls my eyes). But it makes you feel mooore high.
3rd: My parents ah-gain. They're really the cause of some of the most troublesome problems. They'll definitely disagree and say something like "sayang, don't like that lah. You can get used to it one. And maybe someday you'll love ny." Ya, SOMEDAY. My mother thinks its some kind of like a korean drama.
She said I might find true love.
Haha! I laughed right in her face. Then I told her that she's old and abit out of her mind.
Bloody shit. I want to go find my friends in other JCs.
But then, I feel good because at least I still have friends in ny. Hehhehheh.
1st: Ahem, don't tell anyone. I've not yet told my parents abt my results. Somebody shoot me!! Once i'd tell them, my father will flare his nose hairs like its been caught in a tornado and my mum's eyes will be burning with rage, rage & more rage.
2nd: I want to get promoted in another JC. I know its impractical but I can fantasize can't I? Like you're so screwed and want to get out of reality just a moment and then you'll get hit back to reality, ah-gain (rol-ls my eyes). But it makes you feel mooore high.
3rd: My parents ah-gain. They're really the cause of some of the most troublesome problems. They'll definitely disagree and say something like "sayang, don't like that lah. You can get used to it one. And maybe someday you'll love ny." Ya, SOMEDAY. My mother thinks its some kind of like a korean drama.
She said I might find true love.
Haha! I laughed right in her face. Then I told her that she's old and abit out of her mind.
Bloody shit. I want to go find my friends in other JCs.
But then, I feel good because at least I still have friends in ny. Hehhehheh.
nanyang sucka!
My God, if you're there, pls let me have my big break from ny!
Can you pity me a little and get me out of HERE asap? My energy level and optimism is decling and will reach all time low sooner or later. IF I EVER FIND ANOTHER SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! Like a twin.
Whether you like it or not, I'm telling you most of those nanyang ppl SUCK! OMG, they like have NO life at all! They only make you feel horrible AND lame abt your life. Sometimes u may ask yourself, "Why am I living and breathing when my life suck?" and God will tell you its because to make other ppl thank Him for not letting them to be the ones who kena those evil ppl. God may be a little attention-grabbing too.
I can't believe I've tolerated sooo many ny people's lame jokes. Not as if I'm a funny person though. A friend who shall not be named once told me, "you know horr.. chinese arr very easily amused leh." YAYY! somebody agrees with me!! I told her I'm a chinese too but she was all surprised and shocked for a min, in the end she said "omg, u don't look like one!" "I know, alot of ppl say I look like eurasian. Haiya, what to do?!" Then I happily skipped away at the beat of "Beautiful girls" (ok, fine. I made up this part of the story)
From long ago, I see-riously is disgusted by the way ny ppl act especially those who are from these following secondary schools (NC, ZH,..). they really think that they're like TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL?!!!! Like OH MY GOD?! Get a life assholes! You can't be a cool kid if so many ppl hate you! Particularly me!
And....
pls stop your nonsense. I mean stop vomiting out lame stuffs that is neither interesting nor funny. Thank you very much and God bless you.
If you want me to speak in simpler terms, its.....
JUST SHUT UP AND F*** OFF!
Phew~ they just pisses me off.
Can you pity me a little and get me out of HERE asap? My energy level and optimism is decling and will reach all time low sooner or later. IF I EVER FIND ANOTHER SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME! Like a twin.
Whether you like it or not, I'm telling you most of those nanyang ppl SUCK! OMG, they like have NO life at all! They only make you feel horrible AND lame abt your life. Sometimes u may ask yourself, "Why am I living and breathing when my life suck?" and God will tell you its because to make other ppl thank Him for not letting them to be the ones who kena those evil ppl. God may be a little attention-grabbing too.
I can't believe I've tolerated sooo many ny people's lame jokes. Not as if I'm a funny person though. A friend who shall not be named once told me, "you know horr.. chinese arr very easily amused leh." YAYY! somebody agrees with me!! I told her I'm a chinese too but she was all surprised and shocked for a min, in the end she said "omg, u don't look like one!" "I know, alot of ppl say I look like eurasian. Haiya, what to do?!" Then I happily skipped away at the beat of "Beautiful girls" (ok, fine. I made up this part of the story)
From long ago, I see-riously is disgusted by the way ny ppl act especially those who are from these following secondary schools (NC, ZH,..). they really think that they're like TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL?!!!! Like OH MY GOD?! Get a life assholes! You can't be a cool kid if so many ppl hate you! Particularly me!
And....
pls stop your nonsense. I mean stop vomiting out lame stuffs that is neither interesting nor funny. Thank you very much and God bless you.
If you want me to speak in simpler terms, its.....
JUST SHUT UP AND F*** OFF!
Phew~ they just pisses me off.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Hands up for HSM3
It blew me away.
The songs, the dance and the people.
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I wish I can be in that type of school with so much fun ppl around who can just randomly dance whenever they feel like it. That is when they out of their mind.
The songs, the dance and the people.
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I wish I can be in that type of school with so much fun ppl around who can just randomly dance whenever they feel like it. That is when they out of their mind.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Gooo Gooo Gooo!
Yay peee! Tmr's public holiday!
That means: NO school
NO PW
NO Morning Assembly
NO lame ppl to meet (they know who they r)
I've Just finished reading 2 books-The Clique Summer Collection on Massie & Dylan.
Massie:
That means: NO school
NO PW
NO Morning Assembly
NO lame ppl to meet (they know who they r)
I've Just finished reading 2 books-The Clique Summer Collection on Massie & Dylan.
Massie:
- a RICH high-class BRAT blessed with a oh-I-would-die-for-it pretty face.
- She's only 15 and has a WALK-IN CLOSET leh!
- Living in a castle-huge mansion...WOW!
- Chanel, Dior, etc are lyk this to her.
- An alpha* in school
*alpha is a leader who rules a place but doesn't mean he/she has 2 b nice.
Dylan:
- One of my favourite!
- live and breathe FOOD. MmMm...Yumm!
- can be mean and manipulative at times
- easy-going
- A little fat as compared 2 her other Clique members
- burps. A LOT.
There're all together 5 ah-mazingly beautiful and hawt girls. They call themselves, The Pretty Committee. (Yuck! So bimbotic.)
Friday, October 24, 2008
Burrp!
I feel lyk a pig these few days but a slim one of course FYI.
I kept wanting 2 fall asleep on 45 and knocking my head all over the place.
2day is another PW day and I shall continue blogging abt the mishaps I've encountered.
To tell you the truth, I really hate ppl who keep coming up to my face and say
"very sian leh."
4 no particular reason!
Lyk wat am I s'pose 2 do to make you happy n high?
Pole dance on the spot 4 u?
c'mon lah! Don't be childish can or not, u go make urself happy lah!!
Aiya, I can't stand this any longer!
I need to take a nap!
I kept wanting 2 fall asleep on 45 and knocking my head all over the place.
2day is another PW day and I shall continue blogging abt the mishaps I've encountered.
To tell you the truth, I really hate ppl who keep coming up to my face and say
"very sian leh."
4 no particular reason!
Lyk wat am I s'pose 2 do to make you happy n high?
Pole dance on the spot 4 u?
c'mon lah! Don't be childish can or not, u go make urself happy lah!!
Aiya, I can't stand this any longer!
I need to take a nap!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Attention: all anti-nanyang jcians
HELLOO. PPL who hates ny > me!
SiNg It With Me, now!
Uh-huh!
Putcha handzzup! Putcha handzzup!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Uh-huh! This my shit, anti-nanyang jcians stomp your feet like this!
(This is for my ppl who hates ny. Annie Wan who looove the college, pls stop reading here. I don't wish to hurt you.)
Wake up in the morning at six am!
Wanna skip school and go TM\
Shoppin all day but bought nothing
Wait till I reach school, then get scolding!
Hate nyjc, lemme to describe it,
I know u won't believe it if I say "IT'S SHIT!!!"
( 11 claps. It goes like this, "1-2.1-1-2.1-1-2-2.1-2.")
Tell me wat I can do, when I'm stuck in school.
Don't get me to study
I'm not a studying tool!
And if I got too angry, I might just scold "fuck u!"
Teachers, parents, students,
Always don't get along.
Does it ring a bell here?
"ding dong ding dong ding dong."
Homework piling up all day,
exam marks flying LOW.
And the next thing u-know,
Mr Kwek said, "Just go."
I've been longing for this moment,
since the day I was born.
To those who bore thoughts like me,
Don't hesitate about!
If you hate nyjc,
shout it out loud!
No use suffer in silence and cry amongst yourself,
You still do have a choice,
to leave the school compound.
It's on;y a matter of time,
NEVER OR NOW!
WOO!
(11 claps, Screw you!)
Bless you my fans! May you live a merry life!
SiNg It With Me, now!
Uh-huh!
Putcha handzzup! Putcha handzzup!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Uh-huh! This my shit, anti-nanyang jcians stomp your feet like this!
(This is for my ppl who hates ny. Annie Wan who looove the college, pls stop reading here. I don't wish to hurt you.)
Wake up in the morning at six am!
Wanna skip school and go TM\
Shoppin all day but bought nothing
Wait till I reach school, then get scolding!
Hate nyjc, lemme to describe it,
I know u won't believe it if I say "IT'S SHIT!!!"
( 11 claps. It goes like this, "1-2.1-1-2.1-1-2-2.1-2.")
Tell me wat I can do, when I'm stuck in school.
Don't get me to study
I'm not a studying tool!
And if I got too angry, I might just scold "fuck u!"
Teachers, parents, students,
Always don't get along.
Does it ring a bell here?
"ding dong ding dong ding dong."
Homework piling up all day,
exam marks flying LOW.
And the next thing u-know,
Mr Kwek said, "Just go."
I've been longing for this moment,
since the day I was born.
To those who bore thoughts like me,
Don't hesitate about!
If you hate nyjc,
shout it out loud!
No use suffer in silence and cry amongst yourself,
You still do have a choice,
to leave the school compound.
It's on;y a matter of time,
NEVER OR NOW!
WOO!
(11 claps, Screw you!)
Bless you my fans! May you live a merry life!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Axe nanyang
Go back to hell NYJC! Where you came from...........
At home, I'm not allowed to watch TV, use computer, read magazines BUT study!
No entertainment for ME. Wa Lau!
If you're reading this, pls feel very lucky to have your parents as your parents.
TJ rocks my socks! YEAH
At home, I'm not allowed to watch TV, use computer, read magazines BUT study!
No entertainment for ME. Wa Lau!
If you're reading this, pls feel very lucky to have your parents as your parents.
TJ rocks my socks! YEAH
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
So Crazy!
OMG! School life's sooooooooooooooooo B-O-R-I-N-G.
You would never believe IT but nanyang is the most sian-sian place.
I had to pose in front of myself and deliever my OP speech on such a nice day! Yaya papaya lah! In the end, I still got comments lyk "wan suuu.., still tooo cerky (jerky) lah, hor?" (Tommy Lee)
What the hell! I've gotten really a strong urge to bitch abt this woman. I know its wrong but sometimes we have our periods.
The story begins with an ah-dorable looking but sensitive little girl who was living her comfortable n luxurious life. Unfortunately, she had gotten lost in nanyang and couldn't get herself out.
Then, a muscular toad appeared and want to help her get out, but she had to complete one pw task. She agreed. But on her way, she met a stupid, boring and birdy looking witch who thought of many evil plus irritating ways to change her oral presentation script which she has putten A LOT of heart n soul into. Doing crap again and again, blah blah blah. URRGGGH!
She was damn pissed.
I know many of u don't know why she was pissed, let me explain a bit.
Have you ever been not appreciated by your some ppl and tt person kept yelling at u for the smallest thang????!!!! I feel like SHIT. I can stand anything but this!
You would never believe IT but nanyang is the most sian-sian place.
I had to pose in front of myself and deliever my OP speech on such a nice day! Yaya papaya lah! In the end, I still got comments lyk "wan suuu.., still tooo cerky (jerky) lah, hor?" (Tommy Lee)
What the hell! I've gotten really a strong urge to bitch abt this woman. I know its wrong but sometimes we have our periods.
The story begins with an ah-dorable looking but sensitive little girl who was living her comfortable n luxurious life. Unfortunately, she had gotten lost in nanyang and couldn't get herself out.
Then, a muscular toad appeared and want to help her get out, but she had to complete one pw task. She agreed. But on her way, she met a stupid, boring and birdy looking witch who thought of many evil plus irritating ways to change her oral presentation script which she has putten A LOT of heart n soul into. Doing crap again and again, blah blah blah. URRGGGH!
She was damn pissed.
I know many of u don't know why she was pissed, let me explain a bit.
Have you ever been not appreciated by your some ppl and tt person kept yelling at u for the smallest thang????!!!! I feel like SHIT. I can stand anything but this!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Promos? Give me a break!
It's another bad day and i will not stop bitching abt my life until it gets better or I grow prettier.
1st thing in the morning, I was late for school. The stupid bus which I really trusted, cheated on my feelings. It was supposed to come and pick me up at 7:05 but eventually, I waited...
and waited...
and waited..
until I start to yawn. Then finally, IT CAME! Ah! 45!!! yipppeeeee
OMG! Thank..."shhoooo-"
It went right past me. "@!#$%$$! What the fuck?"
I continued to stay calm and on my best behaviour to maintain lady-like. While the other spoil brats suck their teeth and made that "*!" sound, I just pretend to be cool. Cos, you know, I've got a image to keep.
7:46, another bus flew past me cos its too crowded (again) and MAN was I irritated. I felt like throwing my shoes at the bus and made a mental note to complain to sbs abt their disgusting service.
In the end, I missed 1 hour of Chem lecture.
Which I kinda have no complaints abt.
My day got worse when my promos came back to haunt me. I was disgusted. My classmates were very supportive and sweet to comfort me. So if you're reading this, pls accept my gratitude of thanks!
1st thing in the morning, I was late for school. The stupid bus which I really trusted, cheated on my feelings. It was supposed to come and pick me up at 7:05 but eventually, I waited...
and waited...
and waited..
until I start to yawn. Then finally, IT CAME! Ah! 45!!! yipppeeeee
OMG! Thank..."shhoooo-"
It went right past me. "@!#$%$$! What the fuck?"
I continued to stay calm and on my best behaviour to maintain lady-like. While the other spoil brats suck their teeth and made that "*!" sound, I just pretend to be cool. Cos, you know, I've got a image to keep.
7:46, another bus flew past me cos its too crowded (again) and MAN was I irritated. I felt like throwing my shoes at the bus and made a mental note to complain to sbs abt their disgusting service.
In the end, I missed 1 hour of Chem lecture.
Which I kinda have no complaints abt.
My day got worse when my promos came back to haunt me. I was disgusted. My classmates were very supportive and sweet to comfort me. So if you're reading this, pls accept my gratitude of thanks!
Get back on track..
Returning back promo papers are actually the highlight of today.
I've scored two other 'Ew's and 'S'es respectively, hate that feeling. I was so sad that I refused to talk today..(cry)
Then, I thought to meself,,, so what if your results is bad? There're lots of jobs out there that does not require any skills or brains, u know? Like take sweeping for example, does it need Chem? No. Why the hell you need to know mole concept for? Like you'll ever need to solve this question, "How to get x moles of litter?" balance the equation (state symbols required).
It obviously doesn't need maths or econs or gp or chinese and it pays well, well enough to not go hungry.
I respect cleaners too. They made Singapore clean and green!
"Tell me
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no"
Goal: Get promoted.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Alamak, so SCREWED!
Well,well, well. 2day I'm really pissed. But my friend Naffie saved it. Phew~
When I got back my H2 chinese paper, I had a lot of stuff going through my mind...
What I actually did was,
1. Re-calculate my marks over n over again, insisting that there's definitely a BIG mistake made by those mathematically retarded chinese teachers.
2. Whine like a pig and irritating others so they forget to do step 1.
3. Pointing THE finger @ them (my marks and teachers who don't give a damn)
4. Praying it was all just a scary nightmaree
Anyway, I still got U! A BIG FAT SMILEY U!
BUT!
After a long raging thunderstorm,
my sunshine appeared!
After hearing the juicy gossip of some high profile gorilla in TPJC from my friend, I embraced life again. This idoit apparently has committed several social suicides (gasp) because he acts as if he is the only one in this world. He made me thanked God for being who I am. His name is 135, ladies and gentleman, he is not a bus number but is based on how he digs, yes digs his nose in public and fling out SOMETHING from his nose. (pause for dramatic EWWs from target audience) Watch your steps or else you might...KENAH IT!
Furthermore, he digs inside his uniform and scratch his harmpits (hairy armpits). This situa-ew-tion turned all his classmates against him and nobody normal dare to sit with him. He is like a terrorist in school and ppl literally run away from him!
And a shocking news is, he chases after a bunch of girls in school openly to touch their butt. with his hand. which went right into his sweaty harmpit, etc.
Oh man, I think I've lost my appetitte and I feel like feeding him milk powder.
SO, u guys wonder how he does his thang uh-huh?!! HA!
Find out urself lah! or get a free demo from me in school if u want lah-ah-ah!
So Long~ Cha Cha Cha
When I got back my H2 chinese paper, I had a lot of stuff going through my mind...
What I actually did was,
1. Re-calculate my marks over n over again, insisting that there's definitely a BIG mistake made by those mathematically retarded chinese teachers.
2. Whine like a pig and irritating others so they forget to do step 1.
3. Pointing THE finger @ them (my marks and teachers who don't give a damn)
4. Praying it was all just a scary nightmaree
Anyway, I still got U! A BIG FAT SMILEY U!
BUT!
After a long raging thunderstorm,
my sunshine appeared!
After hearing the juicy gossip of some high profile gorilla in TPJC from my friend, I embraced life again. This idoit apparently has committed several social suicides (gasp) because he acts as if he is the only one in this world. He made me thanked God for being who I am. His name is 135, ladies and gentleman, he is not a bus number but is based on how he digs, yes digs his nose in public and fling out SOMETHING from his nose. (pause for dramatic EWWs from target audience) Watch your steps or else you might...KENAH IT!
Furthermore, he digs inside his uniform and scratch his harmpits (hairy armpits). This situa-ew-tion turned all his classmates against him and nobody normal dare to sit with him. He is like a terrorist in school and ppl literally run away from him!
And a shocking news is, he chases after a bunch of girls in school openly to touch their butt. with his hand. which went right into his sweaty harmpit, etc.
Oh man, I think I've lost my appetitte and I feel like feeding him milk powder.
SO, u guys wonder how he does his thang uh-huh?!! HA!
Find out urself lah! or get a free demo from me in school if u want lah-ah-ah!
So Long~ Cha Cha Cha
Monday, October 13, 2008
JC life SUCK like Vaccum
1st thing 1st, I've practically started complaining NON-STOP abt my pain-in-da-ass school every single day of my life since the 1st day when I (the diva) stepped into hell!
The reality finally hit me in my beautiful flawless face that I'm REALLY in **jc (to protect the name and reputation of this JC). But I've decided to let my feelings out of my closet and telling myself to lead a promising life. As God can see, I've metamorphasised (whatever the word is) / rebirthed in simpler terms. Any Wayzz, I hate this stupid life circulating tests and exams! I HOPE GOD COULD GIVE ME A HAND! FINGER OSO CAN LAH! I'm not very picky.
The reality finally hit me in my beautiful flawless face that I'm REALLY in **jc (to protect the name and reputation of this JC). But I've decided to let my feelings out of my closet and telling myself to lead a promising life. As God can see, I've metamorphasised (whatever the word is) / rebirthed in simpler terms. Any Wayzz, I hate this stupid life circulating tests and exams! I HOPE GOD COULD GIVE ME A HAND! FINGER OSO CAN LAH! I'm not very picky.
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