Hooray!

GOSH, Someone just take me already lah!
Pls don't misunderstood me for erm prostituting myself.
I just want some serious fun time out yay! (not)Knowing what the heck those ppl are busy about that they can't
msg me back! (UWAAHHH...sniff sniff)

My stupid friend complained she still doesn't have a BOYfriend and SHE IS B-O-R-E-d. I'm actually pretty cool with this topic and snorted at her along the way.
"Hiya, never mind lah. All of us still single wat!" (try to be supportive)

"I hope one of us could fish a hot guy" she said. ( Obviously not appreciative )

"Hey! I have a crush..." ( Trying harder )

"YOu MeaAn Tt XX? (trying to look disgusted but actually doesn't make any difference) Haiyoyoyoyoyo! He very phat and Ugly leh!"

AHHHH! It's not the 1st time FYI.

Although she didn't literally slap me but indirectly well, she kind of DID.. and I felt pain for
Myself!

How dare she criticize my taste! Rawwrr!
I don't care whether she's a stupid despo friend who insulted me, she'll be dead.
Then I treated her to ICE KACANG (posioned). I secretly collaborated with that auntie (muahaha) to pour detergent into it and gave it to her. Before she died, she finally gave up and I won! I wish.

I don't know why the hot-guy-crazy virus have been widely spreading and invading young and the old. Then there's this article from 8 days, "I've never seen her having so much fun in a vertical position before apart from having a date!"
Oh my god. Such good quote! To maybe describe some of my friends in the future.soon.

Oh! By the way I suggest my mum to go and watch Menopause The Musical at the esplanade. She was all unreactive like argon. no fun!

I'm so elated that its school holidays! woohoo.
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT
I WANT TO WATCH BOLT

I'm Not Kidding! Somebody take me already! I can do anything from sniffing Adam's privates to eating your leftovers. I'll be a very very good company.